Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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