The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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