I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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