Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize