He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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