I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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