i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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