do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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