doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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