Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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