12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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