I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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