what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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