yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm both gender and math confused
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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