As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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