so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
