so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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