TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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