How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
