So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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