Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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