its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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