What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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