okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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