I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
