Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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