I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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