I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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