so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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