she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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