Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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