somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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