too bad you live with your parents still
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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