problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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