I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
