Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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