So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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