I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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