let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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