fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What a dumb baby whore.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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