That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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