So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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