Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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