just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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