Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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