at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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