seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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