You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
wakey wakey hands off snakey
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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