I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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