I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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