Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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