You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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