Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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