butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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