u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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