when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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