i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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