i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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